Yeah Al, That's the Ticket

Reacting to a paper suggesting that climatic shifts might have contributed to the downfall of the Mayans, here's the resident expert:

As we move towards solving the climate crisis, we need to remember the consequences to civilizations that refused to take environmental concerns seriously.

So the Mayans, lacking even rudimentary understanding of the global climate system or their microscopic influence on it, are somehow to blame without even one SUV? Guess all that social depravity stuff was completely overblown.