If she goes, that is.
1. Tell Ahmadinejad that al-Sadr is actually a Ba'athist agent and envisions Iran as part of Pan-Arabia.
2. Inform his majesty that Bashar Assad recently called him a "fundamentalist midget tool" and that he's only on Iran's side because he thinks the Americans are leaving.
3. Tell him the Americans aren't leaving.
4. Suggest that she (Pelosi) isn't really a Zionist agent.
5. Inform his highness that the Saudi Royals also believe he's a nut and have a "special cube" designed just for him.
6. Express her girlish infatuation over Gerard Butler due to his performance in "300".
7. Oh, and ask him to return the British sailors' IPod.
Anything else?
Yes, yes, and yes.
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