Spam

Got a message on my work email today from "Todd". Here's his subject line:

will be come from thereon and our kindred and were was

Such dribble is hard to come up with stone cold sober. I'm thinking he's got the laptop with him at the bar. In a way it sounds similar to the odd message Uncle Pavian recently discussed. Such wasted creativity.

I used to love Spam as a kid. Of course, that was back when pure cane sugar was a food group.