Perhaps the networks could just show this instead...
The lecturer-in-chief has spoken and declared the government dysfunctional--except his part of course. He warned those scrubs in Congress (cough tea party) to set their personal grievances aside and do what's right for his reelection--after all, this ain't the health care bill! And he reminded them to stop playing politics with this issue because the entire world is watching--this is a big f'ing deal (even if he did initially send Joe Biden out to fix it)!
Well, let there be light I guess.