Shadow chaos

So, what's the scoop? According to Diane Feinstein,

“I thought how wonderful that they had a chance just to be alone, to kind of feel each other out with respect to where they were,” she said Sunday on CNN’s “Late Edition.”

Lies! Everyone knows Barack and Hillary were spirited away to the Bilderberg conference:

Sen. Barack Obama ditched his unsuspecting press entourage yesterday to attend a secretive meeting with Sen. Hillary Clinton. But where did that meeting take place? Was it at the secretive Bilderberg conference in Chantilly, Va.? So far, neither campaign is talking.

Members of the press were outraged over the way Obama's campaign organizers covered up the meeting. Reporters were led to believe they would be getting on a plane back to Obama's campaign headquarters in Chicago with the senator. But while they were in the airport, the presidential candidate remained in the area for a secret meeting.

Dulles is just three miles from the Westfields Marriott Hotel in Chantilly, where Henry Kissinger and David Rockefeller, among other globalists, are gathered for the annual Bilderberg Group conference.

Obviously CNN refrained from using the "B" word, afraid of tarnishing their rep by even mildly suggesting a conspiracy (WND has never suffered from such trepidations). But what if they did meet with the Bilderbergers, what's the big deal?

If this secret society is really controlling the world they're doing a lousy job. Besides, they're doing it without the participation of the great Arab oil powers or the Chinese, who never seem to be invited to these things. Unless these things are merely convenient cover designed to disguise the REAL shadow government lurking even deeper in the shadows? Hmmmmm. But something still doesn't make sense.

Take Bushitler, for example. On the one hand he was accused by internationalists of acting without the world's blessing in fighting terrorists while on the other he was called the puppet of the PNAC people. In 2004 the alternative to Cowboy One was John 'Global Test' Kerry and the Bilderberger's own hand-picked sidekick John Silky Edwards, both of whom proceeded to take a thumpin' in the elections. Did these Bilderberger guys not know how to rig the Diebolds, for crying out loud? What kind of super-competent government was that?

Or do we actually have competing shadow governments at war for supremacy, with Bush's New World Order currently on the winning side? It makes no sense for the Bilderbergers to go to the trouble of plotting and executing 9/11 only to have the puppetmasters rebel against the puppet, unless he wasn't their puppet! After all, Atta and company were inserted into America during the previous administration.

OK, see how silly this gets after a few iterations? People tend to believe in this stuff because it's more comforting to imagine someone in control rather than a world run mainly by chaos theory and bumbling humans. That's not to say conspiracies don't exist--they certainly do--but the difficultly in controlling an outcome is logarithmically proportional to the size of the control group, which is why Occam's Razor usually suffices.

And if Obama actually attended the meeting? Well, let's hope they gave him the same advice they gave Edwards.