The Nutwagon Special

Welcome to the Nutwagon express--round trip service to Leftworld and return. First stop, the US Congress. All Aboard!

A letter to Bush, signed by House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi and Rep. Henry Waxman of California and released Thursday, is the latest challenge to a bill that was passed in slightly different forms by the House and Senate before it was sent to Bush.

So, these same new low democrats who've been in a constant state of whiny about deficit spending now want to waste more time and money re-doing a bill over a misplaced digit. Smart thinking, guys. Onward!

Next stop, Blue Jesusland, where the scriptures are often read creatively:

"It is certainly not in keeping with my understanding of the Scriptures," Clinton said, according to the Associated Press, "because this bill would literally criminalize the Good Samaritan and probably even Jesus himself."

Funny, in my version of the scriptures Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey. In Hillary's version, maybe he arrived hidden under some palm fronds in a sled pulled by the donkey. As to the Good Samaritan, my version talks about a traveler helping an unfortunate person along the highway. I guess hers had the Samaritan smuggling the person over the border into Egypt. I'm still trying to confirm, will have an update later. But let's move on, we're almost home...

Our last stop, Berkeley, California. Seems the "conservatives were whiny babies" story has a new twist. [Shameless plug] I touched on this story a few days ago over at Mainstreet Journal [/shameless plug]. Seems the more we hear about it, the funnier it becomes:

In other words, ALL of the children in that study were the offspring of U.C. Berkeley professors, lecturers, and staff members.

The reason the Child Study Center is so popular is that they offer free/cheap child care/nursery schooling in exchange for the parents allowing their kids to be "studied" by psychologists all day every day.

In other words, maybe the little whiny liberal babies grew up and got all better.

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