No, not her powers to see through clothing, it's her Superbowl prediction. She's going with the "slam dunk" pick Indy, which seems to be the consensus favorite. Poor Peyton Manning, that'll likely tank his popularity, even if he wins.
Not only that, the reality challenged community will probably take Condi's premonition as evidence that Bush is actually controlling the outcome of the game through a secret rigging of the instant replay machines by some obscure Diebold subsidiary. And the referees all moonlight for Kellogg, Brown and Root. And, surely he wants the Bears to lose because Obama and Jesse live in Chicago while Indianapolis sits in the heart of Jesusland. You heard it here first folks, unless you heard it somewhere else.
Meanwhile, my admiration for the Secretary of State went up immensely with the revelation that she's a life-long Browns fan. By the way, upon hearing this news Art Modell should now be watching his back. Condi only lives down the road a piece.
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