You just can't make this stuff up. Well, maybe you can.
Let's see, a handwritten legal filing...from a prisoner...asking for 63 billion...whose last name is spelled "Riches" with the copyright symbol affixed thereafter.
But the part about Vick converting to al-Qaeda then using the proceeds from stolen dogs sold on eBay to buy missiles from Iran was pure slanderous gold. This guy might have a future in the news business one day!