Speaking of nuts...

At least Obama was only figuratively castrated:

Sheriff’s officials say the 43-year-old woman pulled out her .44-caliber Magnum revolver after she saw the mice scurrying across the floor of her trailer on Highway 20 in Potter Valley.

But she accidentally dropped the gun, which went off as it struck the floor. The bullet went through the woman’s kneecap, bounced off the keys sitting on the belt loop of a 42-year-old man in the trailer and grazed the man’s groin before ending up in his coin pocket.

Awesome. Sort of like a real world Mouse Hunt, where the mouse ends up tearing down the entire house. But dang, a .44 magnum to shoot mice in a trailer? What are the odds alcohol wasn't involved in that one? Hell, what are the odds mice were involved?