Heads of state and household

Since A'jad and Chavez are determined to make a joke out of the UN I felt it appropriate to make a statement of protest by not discussing a darn thing about their exploits whatsoever.

Besides, just look around, there are much more important stories than any involving those blustering blowhards, like this one:

Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.

Allow me to respond for both males and females worldwide with a hearty "ouch" and "eewwww".

This poor man, whose name wasn't released (for obvious reasons) couldn't care less about terrorism, the Pope, tainted spinach or tinhorn bloviators:

"Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off,"

Wow, talking about hard knocks. Guess the sight of the new "10 centimeter" long foreign appendage was just too much for the Missus:

"The patient finally decided to give up the treatment because of the wife's psychological rejection, as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis"

Somehow the image of Vincent Price in a lab coat comes to mind. But I can't help but wonder whether they sewed it back on the brain dead donor--on the slightest chance he might wake back up. Imagine if they didn't, and he did..."well Mr. Wang, there's good news and there's bad news.."

This was also a setback for the growing penile enhancement industry, whose prime time commercials already riddle commercial radio and TV and who might have been studying the surgery option as a future market. There goes their "pick a peck of pickled peckers" promotion.

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