World Monopoly

American al-Qaeda "activist" Adam Gadahn, aka Shazzam the American or somesuch, was back on TV today issuing a hellfire and brimstone sermon to his former infidel countrymen:

"Instead of killing yourself for Bush ... why not surrender to the truth (of Islam), escape from the unbedlieving army and join the winning side. Time is running out so make the right choice before it's too late," he said.

Timing is interesting, since Bush and friends have been out pounding the pavement during the past week trying to remind people we're still at war as we approach September 11th.

No doubt many will see this type of 'last chance' conversion propaganda as an eminent attack warning. Happy happy, joy, joy. But let's get some clarification, does Shazzam's alter call also apply to the likes of Hugo Chavez, Fidel, Kim Jong Il, Kofi Annan, and George Galloway? Perhaps we can persuade al-Reuters to find out.

Gadahn is certainly going the extra mile to connect with Americans, even employing popular cultural artifacts, such as calling President Bush "W" and dropping slang from beloved Milton Bradley board games:

"You know that if you die as an unbeliever in battle against the Muslims you're going straight to Hell without passing 'Go,"'

He forgot to add "or collecting 200 dollars". But hey, since he likes the game so much Bush should send him a "chance" card. How about this one..









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Twilight Zone moment--

As for those who have expressed their respect and admiration for Islam, and acknowledged that it is the truth and demonstrated the support and sympathy for the Muslims and their causes like George Galloway, Robert Fisk, and countless others, I say to them, isn't it time you stopped sitting on the fence and came over to the side of truth? ...Abandon unbelief and accept the truth."

Believe me, I didn't watch the cartoon before posting. Al-Reuters, your interviewee is waiting..

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Speaking of American Jihad..