Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Bush Defeated!

By Obama. And the Democrats. And the mainstream media. Word is Dubya will be conceding soon followed by a ceremonial Rove frogmarch. And coming soon, scattered AK-47 fire over the Middle East (not from Palin).


Congrats to Obama, president elect and first black president of the world, er, USA. And to his running mate, whose name I've temporarily forgotten. Juan Williams is crying now on Fox. And I'm on the verge. Perhaps Jesse and Al are, too, eh? They all make promises and Obama did, too, but he'll no doubt come through on the image promise. Here's a prayer for his success, for the Republicans in Congress, and for very few 3AM phone calls.

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