It's Saturday night and I have no life. So here's some of the best from email..
On a fateful day in 1836 Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were up there already. The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them.
Crockett turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Jim, are we pouring concrete today?"
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From a "church sign": "Where will you be sitting in eternity, smoking or non-smoking?"
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There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side? The second blonde looks up the river then down the river shouts back, "You ARE on the other side.
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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
Last but not least, a blast from the past..
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