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Urgent Message
To: Derangement Brigade Team
From: Command Center
Re: Chickenhawks
Consider this an emergency order. Due to Joe Biden's five deferments, his adamant belief we needed to take out Saddam, and his lack of military service, we are forced to officially embargo use of the word "chickenhawk" at this time. By no means should you mention the words chickenhawk, Biden and deferment in the same sentence, especially while trying to bash Dick Cheney. Please stick with shotguns, reflective sunglasses and f-bombs until further notice.
That is all.
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