Monday, September 08, 2008

Chickenhawk, Interrupted


Urgent Message

To: Derangement Brigade Team

From: Command Center

Re: Chickenhawks

Consider this an emergency order. Due to Joe Biden's five deferments, his adamant belief we needed to take out Saddam, and his lack of military service, we are forced to officially embargo use of the word "chickenhawk" at this time. By no means should you mention the words chickenhawk, Biden and deferment in the same sentence, especially while trying to bash Dick Cheney. Please stick with shotguns, reflective sunglasses and f-bombs until further notice.

That is all.

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