The ex-dangerous professor was finally located tonight, much to the relief of the vast right wing conspiracy. Apparently he was hiding in an ingenious location--his own neighborhood:
Congrats to Fox and Jessie Watters for staking out this [insert appropriate slam here] scumbag. Normally I don't care much for O'Reilly's badgering tactics but in this case it seemed appropriate since it's doubtful the MSM was ever going to track him down, even if Palin, Joe the Plumber and Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up on his street to campaign.
Speaking of wardrobes, the Red Star shirt was a nice touch. Maybe he'll start a new craze. Otherwise it's hard to expand upon OR's excellent analysis other than to say he didn't call the police, he called the "pigs, man" to protect his "private property", two constructs now dripping with sweet irony.
But the last laugh is that in eleven days this man, Bill, might have an advocate and friend in the White House. As bizarre as this sounds I tend to agree with Joe the Plumber. Hey, wonder what he thinks about investments?
And again, by dangerous right wing hack Brian Ross. "What is it you're hiding, sir?" Gee Brian--he's been hiding 'it' for a year.