Eureka!

It's amazing what some people refer to as "work" these days:

Sex might have significant benefits in lowering stress, blood pressure and anxiety, according to a new study. A psychologist in Scotland based his study on the sexual activities of a group of men and women over the course of two weeks.

More eye-popping revelations:

The study also points to a difference between men and women. It shows that men have a higher sex drive when they are stressed, except when they are anxious about finances. But women's sex drive appears to go down when they are stressed.

Let me translate, "when momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy". He could have just asked Joe Sixpack and saved the time, but I reckon nothing really exists until it's published. And hey, I'm sure the peer review was a lot of fun, er, hard work.

Such stuff reminds me of another great scientist and his distinguished body of work, immortalized on celluloid back in the 80s:


MAMA MIA 1/29/06

Berlusconi should've perused the study before making his pledge.