Tuesday, September 25, 2007

This just in..

The humanity..
Columbia University promised a full investigation into charges of police brutality after today’s reported Tasering of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who had come to the Ivy League school to give the annual Adolph Hitler Memorial Peace and Tolerance Lecture.
No word of whether John Kerry was involved but no doubt he "could have handled it" had he been there. Ironically, anonymous sources unauthorized to speak due to the sensitivity of the situation and their dubious credentials claim Mahmoud's spokesman referred to the event as more evidence of America's pariah nature.

Speaking of tazers, Bill O'Reilly is hawking those stickers at his webstore. For the children, of course!

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